Satan Wrote the Bible

The God you believe in is a rotten, vindictive, not very bright son of a bitch. You throw your hands up in shock and pray for me because I’m surely going to Hell? Read the Bible! Read the juicy parts where God tells you how to treat your slaves. Here’s a fun story in Exodus 32 where God, through Moses, saith go “throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.” And, by golly, that day they killed about 3,000 men. That is the God of the Bible. Is that really your God?
I could come up with a better God. In fact, I have. Wait a minute. You have come up with a better God. I’m betting the God you believe in, the God you worship is, better than the God you will read about in the Bible. You think they are one and the same but, don’t trust me, read the God damned Bible. That jerk thought slavery was just fine. Why? Because slavery was just fine at the time the Bible stories were being invented. If “God” had come out against slavery, he would have had no chance gaining the hearts and minds of the people of his time. Oh, sure, he could have attracted the slaves but, hell, they were slaves. They weren’t in power. There was no chance of getting the middle class free men to latch onto a god who advocated something so foreign to their way of life.
Dump the Bible and think for yourself. Dump those who want to interpret the Bible for you, the priests, pastors, popes, bishops, ministers, imams, rabies and all the rest. Their interpretation is designed to enslave you. Be a slave to your own conscience. You, if you have come to this site, have a sense of right and wrong. You don’t need a heaven or hell to guide you.