We apologize for being gone for a while. We were hacked. We’re not sure if it was your basic I-hack-for-the-fun-of-it-and-because-I’m-an-immature-and-malevolent type or if it was someone under a misguided influence of their god who hacked us, but we are currently restoring the site, and should have everything back soon. In the mean time, the Internet Way Back Machine has a copy of the old Satan Wrote the Bible, where you can read old posts and old comments. The best way to bring them up is through the tags as archives links don’t work.